This is Ernest P. He's one crazy cat. The last time I saw Ernest he threatened me with a butter knife. Over the years Ernest grew and is now an official threat to the establishment. Very much in touch with the quasi-sub culture of the skate/surf lifestyle which has become commodified and pre-packaged in happy meals the world over, Ernest is but one of many who has fallen into the hole.





Yet one thing remains genuine and certain, Ernest still has it in him to stand out among a crowd. I originally met Ernest through his older brother who is still a good friend of mine. He was always a bit wacko and yet how he managed to grow within stable conditions is beyond me.   

The other day I went out with my boys to play ball at the local park. Ernest tagged along. Needless to say all hell broke loose.



Jumping off roofs and digging through trash, Ernest did not fail to amuse.
It only got a little serious after he agitated a fellow skater sporting a black DC hoody. It's times like these when the phrase "a picture speaks a thousand words" ring so true. Long live Ernest, rightful bearer of title - skater slash psycho. He's fun to be around, just hide all sharp objects and any domestic items which can be employed as explosives.

Raised in MTV culture, ESPN coverage of extreme sports, and Adam Sandler movies, he's not your regular chip off the block. He's a living embodiment of how our pop culture induces upon young minds, forcing them to wear pricey yet hip Alpha Numeric gear, listen to alternative pop-rock, and to empty their pockets for an upright DVD player aka Playstation 2. Ok I take that last one back, PS 2 cooks and I like what it serves...perhaps conformity will always reign.


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