No more within a month, Evil Monito has found great popularity and notoriety. Unfortunately we didn't get any pics of Mao look-alikes *sigh* oh well...but rest assure, EM is never one to discriminate, we gladly accept Lenin or Stalin look-alikes too, so if you have any polaroids needing extra exploitation, send them in. 

Anyhow onwards with our seven year plan. 

Recently sightings of our guerilla tactical forces at work have turned a few heads all shaking in disapproval with a wagging of an index here and there. But that was expected. We thrive upon disrupting the status quo. Our campaign was simple, cost efficient, and downright effective. LA was a place to reckon but it held no obstacle to our digitized menacing simian juggernaut. 

Santa Monica proved no worthy opponent. 3rd street Promenade never looked better. From breakdancers to bums to orange haired koala Japanese chicks to traveling Mongolian circus escapees to more bums, the presence of EM polarized all the fakery of that quasi-gas lamp district as it rightly deserved ::


 

    


Havoc was further wreaked as downtown San Diego received a healthy dosage of exterior redecorating. Among glamour leather hoochie mamas, to hairy armed SUV drivers, to yet again more bums, EM made sure exploitation was at the head of the night's agenda.
 


WILL YOU JOIN THE MÜVMENT ::

If you're nodding your head, email us here at general@evilmonito.com and tell us a little bit about yourself, particularly where you live. No we're not taking polls here, we just want to know where our readers are coming from. After a thorough FBI background check to be sure that you're not an agent of kapitalism, we'll send you a graphic file from which you can print onto a regular 8 x 11 sheet. Just print one sheet then make lots of copies. Equipped with duct tape or glue, gather your rad friends, particularly those who have backpacks. Exercising guerilla tactics, spread terror across all the the hip joints you know. Then if you feel like your effort deserves some merit, take a pic of your propaganda-in-a-box handiwork and send it via e-mail and we'll post it for Issue 003. Ya dig? Word.

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